silent stalker
a person who is constantly on facebook refreshing their newsfeed and looking at everyone’s business but can’t like, comment or post anything.
suzie keeps talking about things i have posted on facebook and yet i haven’t seen one like or comment from her. what a silent stalker!
fart
a gas that escapes from your pants without a sound. usually catches people off guard and starts a gagging sensation. yah
christ jim…check your pants, those silent stalkers are making me gag. yah
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