Silent TB
when you expect a text back from someone, without wanting to add ‘tb’ at the end of the message.
timmy: night julie, just wanted to tell you that i love you and want to be with you for the rest of my life. xxxx
…
timmy: (an hour later) g-d dammit that text so obviously had a silent tb at the end!
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