Silentology
the art and science of suppressing the audible parts of a fart.
“dude, i have had really bad gas all night!”
“wow, i haven’t heard you fart once, you must be practicing silentology”
“i am a well practiced silentologist”
the study of shutting the f-ck up about scientology
hey tom cruise, stop preaching about your bullsh-t “religion” and start practicing some silentology you little f-cking weirdo
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