Silsbee
a.k.a. smoketown. home to silsbillies. average iq: 54. average income: welfare. demographic: 50% white, 50% black, but feels like 10% white, 90% black due to excessive audio pollution. crime rate: cheap, mostly free. city color: green. it’s the color of money and weed. city song: “thug livin'”. average education: s-x. most visited website: girlsgonewild.com favorite restaurant: mcdonald’s. favorite prom picture location: mcdonald’s. largest employer: mcdonald’s. most purchased item: bullets, hand lotion. favorite shopping location : tie- dollar general, goodwill. most densley populated areas: projects, hood, kfc, county jail, back of patrolman’s car
“kat williams said that when he is away from detroit, silsbee feels like home.”
the hardest town in texas, where the guys look like sh-t, but the ladies know how to work it!
silsbee is the sh-t!
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