silver condom
an intangible, metaphorical concept of immaculacy. when f-cking with the silver condom, it redeems all past transgressions involving hagglef-cks.
it can restore any social status lost by having s-x with strangers, particularly strangers who are especially uns-xy.
after jimmy became the junkyard warden, he went on a quest for the silver condom in order to restore that which he had lost to the hagglef-ck in the alleyway.
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