silverfish

a primitive insect with a silvery, iridescent body, found living in damp or rotting wood. silverfish are often -ssociated, like roaches, with squalor, tenement living, and general poverty.
“oh my g-d,” mary exclaimed, “the bathroom is practically swarming with silverfish.”
the worst longboarding internet forum in existence. what was once a place to go and learn about an upcoming sport has turned into a dive; where teenage douche bags convene to b-tch and moan about how monumentally expensive a new set of wheels are.
average silverfish member (teenage douche) – “i was about to use my moms credit card to order some flywheels but abec 11 increased the price by four dollars. i’m not even joking, the manufacturers screw me over every chance they get.”

endangered silverfish minority (logical young professional) – “shut the f-ck up you ungrateful b-tch. no one is asking you to longboard. in my day i earned half as much, yet i still managed to afford an ounce of headies every month.”
a disgusting bug that eats wood. about an inch long and generally frightening appearance. seen frequently in run-down houses and don’t pay rent.
there’s a silverfish crawling up your f-ckin wall!
used condom, espc. one seen floating in a river.
i saw a school of silverfish in the hudson river. must have been a lot of action last night.
an old guy that dates young women
hey look at the silver fish over there with the hottie. he must have money
a sleazy man with silver hair.
there was a silverfish cruising me at the bar all night.