sim card
a sim card is when you c-m in someone’s -ss then you hold there -ss up to the sun the sun drys out the c-m then you pull it out of there -ss and you eat it like a biscuit
far out it’s hot today wanna go to the beach and and hang some s-xy lady flags? oh and by the way i’m not eating the sim card will have to see if the chicks are down for it.
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