Simcoe Salmon Swim
c-mming inside of a v-g-n-, regardless of the v-g-n-‘s owner making specific requests against it prior to the s-x act.
-not unlike salmon, your boys are swimming upstream to sp-wn….however, you are drunk, and we all know that when you are drunk you can’t get a girl pregnant
see also whoops-a-daisy
c’lins – “you perform the simcoe salmon swim last night?”
mac – “you would be punctilious in -ssuming so”
c’lins – “awesome man! i hope you were drunk though”
mac – “f-ck, mother f-cker, i know how to execute the mother f-cking simcoe salmon swim, i practically invented that sh-t”
c’lins – “let us celebrate with the drinking of several pabst blue ribbons”
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