Simen
a s-xy beast. one with a huge c-ck, and gigantic b-lls. known for being sweet and gentle when it comes to women. the females dig simen. often used to describe a good friend. describes a friend that wouldn’t leave other friends if they had a flat tire. hung like a dragon used to describe someone that needs a smart, intellectual, and beautiful women in their life.
holy sh-t, that is one simen c-ck.
d-mn, why are you so d-mn simen, id smack.
why don’t i take you back to my place and i can give you the simen.
a cool and s-xy, good looking man. most of them lives in norway.
average length of p-n-s: 35cm.
if there only were on religion in the world, it would be called simen, and the bible, kamasutra.
simen love s-x and usually get what he wants. watch out.
barack obama is president, simen is g-d.
simen mortensen 777
simen plays the “bad guy” in “cat and mouse”
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