Simer


a very loving, generous, and all around awesome person who will make you a deliciously healthy cake for your birthday.
i’m losing weight with the simer cake!
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s-xy, fine -ss girl with the tightest p-ss flaps you’ve ever seen.

bendy from yoga and firm taco from kegels, this chick is rockin.

can be a bit of a tongue wh-r-.
if you’re about to munch on some tight cootch, and that girl’s got some fine p-ssy, you say, “girl, i want to destroy your fine tight -ss simer with my tongue”

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