Simi Valley

simi valley is not small, nor a town, as most defeinitions on here has described it. with a population of over 100,000 people, it hardy fits either category.

simi valley is a very safe town with low crime rates. it is a generally conservative city in a liberal southern california. simi valley has its share of morons, as shown by the people who have added incorrect definitions of their own city.
idiot: i live in the small town of simi valley

intelligent guy: small town? what small town has 5 high schools (simi, royal, santa su, apllo, monte vista), a mall, a town center, a wall-mart, and 4 mcdonalds?

idiot: …. i dunno
a very very small town in california close to thousand oaks. simi valley is located in southern california. it’s probably a place you’ve never heard of. and if you did that’s why your reading this defenition.
simi valley is the place where the fun never ends…………becuase it never got started.
a place where things end but don’t begin. a bubbleworld. a boring place. a place where the marajuiana content of the air is 2%. a sh-t hole. a place to either go to church or play a sport, or smoke pot till you can get out.
simi valley is the place where nothing bad happens, but nothing good happens either.
referring to the location in southern california of the residence of privelaged white male supremists and teenagers that have nothing better to do than make druggie friends and take it up to p-ss tthe time away
lets go to the regal, nevermind, that would be so simi valley
lowest crime rate in the u.s. and teens and people in 20’s think their hard sh-t. never been out of simi valley and think that its ghetto. w-nkstas. they leave simi valley and get shot cause they dont know how to act. all teenagers in the town will drive to a certain place just to see a fight cause they are p-ss-es and the cops will try to bust teenager fights cause their job has no excitement.
that beaner actin like a g left simi the other day. he got shot for actin hard in the valley.
a place that is ghetto for the rich cities in ventura county, but nice compared to the san fernando valley. there is two movie theaters, 4 mcdonald’s, 2 burger kings, more pizza places and parks than you can count, a mall, and almost nothing to do after 7pm. it is full of cops who pull you over if your car is dirty because they have nothing better to do, and everybody is a friend with at least one pothead. it is full of plastic people who never leave even though they complain about how boring it is and those who leave almost always come back.
“what can we do tonight in simi valley?”
“nothing. let’s go to the valley.”
a small upscale enclave located in eastern ventura county. most of the mcmansions and wealth are located in the the hills. simi valley is bordered by thousand oaks, moorpark, and the san fernanado valley. simi valley is often refered to to as “sn-b valley” since most of the people here are plastic and the parent give their kids an amex at 8 yrs old. simi valley is best know for its ranking among the top 10 safest cities in america.
where do you live “sn-b valley” i mean simi valley where else whould i live.

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