simiascopophobia


a fear of being seen as behaving like a monkey, ape, or other primate. usually occurs after getting involved in a stupid emotional argument to the point where you want to fling your own feces at someone.

taken from: (1) david foster wallace’s boviscopophobia, the morbid fear of being seen as bovine, and (2) simia-, the latin root for monkey.
bob’s strong simiascopophobia has kept him away from political discussions so long, he doesn’t know who the current president is.

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