similoser
someone who uses similes way too often!!!
“i’m out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs”
“procrastination is like masturbation. sure, it’s great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you’re pretty much f-cking yourself”
“opinions are like -ssholes. everyone has one and they all stink”
all these are probably said my similosers (honestly, i say them, too)
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