simmonite
anyone who attends or has attended hardin-simmons university located in the most g-d forsaken place on planet earth- abilene, texas
a simmonite, or hardened sinner, is an evil little s.-.b. who is always bitter because they are jealous that the cru took their place as the best in small college football in texas.
simmonites can never be trusted
alumni
c.v. wood- infamous for buying the london bridge and bringing it to lake havusu thinking it was tower bridge, only to find out it is much smaller and less impressive, a large waste of money, only a simmonite
harvey catchings- nba player most noted for his winning of the game for the other team when he shot the ball into the wrong hoop, only a simmonite
thomas- dude we got to drive through abilene
david- you better be careful abilene is full of those evil little simmonites
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