Simon brown
someone who thinks they’re good in bed when actually they’re great! simon brown’s tend to be s-x gods but are usually c-cky with it. they are very swagarific meaning they have loads of b-tches and big -ss crew. this crew will often contain a charlotte who is fabulous and he loves and envys. he is very bootilicious and is the life of the party but is also very witty. beware though they can sometimes be s-xist but a d-ck slapper like charlotte often knocks some sense into them and make them a more swagtasticly amazing person.
“wow that’s a top quality simon brown”
bootilicious
swagarific
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