Simona Halep
romanian tennis player (born 27, november 1991)
that made a really bad decision, by getting a breast-reduction surgery.
those m-ssive natural b–bs, were amazing.
removing m-ssive b–bs with superficial reasons, like back pain, sport enhancement, p-rnographic looking b–bs, life threatening or others.
no way you are going to “simona halep” on me!!
i know your back hurts baby, but you can´t “simona halep” it.
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