Simonida
a simonida is a girl of natural beauty. she is very smart and trustworthy. they are most likely serbians, usually paler and almost always have brown hair. consider yourself lucky if you meet a simonida, there aren’t very many in the world. when she goes out, she is by far the prettiest girl at the club or party. she is friends with everyone, very sociable and lovable. her hair is beyond beautiful, she enjoys compliments. you will never forget her if you meet one.
person 1: who’s that? she’s so pretty!
person 2: that’s simonida. you should talk to her, she’s so nice and smart. it’s impossible to hate her!
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