simp
a fat white nerd with a little wiener who can’t move because it has obesity/diabetes. like to spend most of its days playing call of duty and filming gay p-rn.
“you are a simp”
“you are a f-ggot”
a guy who acts all tough like he doesn’t care about his girlfriend around his friends but acts all whipped in front of his girlfriend.
(to friends)
simp: alicia’s nothin to me. i don’t even like her, man. i’m just playin her.
(to alicia)
simp: baby girl, i love you. you’re my everything.
•a man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.
•a man that puts too much value on a female for no reason .
•a man that prides himself with “chivalry” in hopes of getting s-xual gratification form women .
•a square with no game other than “rolling out the red-carpet” for every female.
the perfect example of a “simp” man would be:
the role eddy murphy played in the movie “norbit”,
the role of kevin james in the show “kind of queens”,
a “yes dear, man” simp
guy that claims they are players/pimps. but when they are with a girl they spend their money on them, their time on them tell them they love em. but the b-tch is playing them!!
the beltran brothers are straight simps. val be buying b-tches cars, clothes, supporting these b-tches while they kick it. b-tches don’t even have jobs. simp -ss fool can’t even afford a hair cut but b-tch is rolling brand spanking new car. marco be taking his ex wife on vacations. trying to impress this b-tch when this b-tch has no love for him. these brothers are staights simps.. using their kids as excuses to be simps!!
simp contains the root words sissy and pimp. a simp is a dude who is a sissy pimp usually has a gf so in a sense is pimpin’ but is a f-ckin wuss becasue he is so sprung on some hoe hints the simp
simpin’ aint e-ssyyyyyy
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