simpkin


easy to understand or deal with

synonyms:simple

eugene is such a noob in madden. beating him was simpkin.
a tall slim character similar to kramer on the hit tv show seinfeld. a man from the decent of lonnie. a white man who confuses himself as a black man.
simpkins h-t the doobie and circled his van around the block for hours.
to receive a rim job while urinating
dude; have you ever heard of a simpkin?
girl; no i haven’t what is it?
dude; follow me to the bedroom i’ll show you.
totally useless, brainless woman whose only enjoyment out of life is having more children for welfare.
i am on the simpkins employmnet plan

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