Simple Plan Concert
noun; slang
emo (semi-h-m-) slang for killing yourself. a ticket to a simple plan concert is a razorblade, shiv, exact-o-knife or any poor -ss cutting device.
“i hate my life, i’m thinking about going to the simple plan concert.”
“jesus christ, don’t do it!”
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