simpsons sleep
the act of intentionally falling asleep next to a laptop playing old simpsons episodes, therefore having simpson-fueled dreams.
pig: “morning fig, time to turn off the simpsons now …”
fig: “no.”
pig: “you’re a tool obsessed with simpsons sleep.”
fig: “d’oh!”
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