simu-rip


simu-rip: the “all too realistic” miming of bong rips. almost presents the idea that the simu-ripper has “smoked themselves r-t-rded” a good simu-rip will involve a comfy seat, an invisible bong, an invisible lighter (complete with hand motions) several “air-tubes” and a cough or two. the simu-rip is not quite as common as the “invisi-joint” but equally effective…
the simu-rip can only be portrayed accurately by the experienced pot smoker.

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