single man hand dance
whenever a guy is single (or away from his girlfriend), he takes the alternative and m-st-rb-t-s.
guy 1: hey bro, i heard you broke up with your girlfriend. i bet you miss the s-x .
guy 2: i do man, all i have left is the single man hand dance to keep me occupied until the next one.
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