Single Ready to Mingle
a term when your spouse has died and instead of s-x, you are now looking at pranking fire/police stations for entertainment, resulting in a possibility of a gay “mingle”
police officer: so how is your wife?
firefighter: you know she’s dead right?
police officer: cool mine, too.
single ready to mingle!!!!!!!!!!
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