Singles Envy Day
february 14th. alternative to valentines day and singles awareness day.
by contrast this is a day more for celebration of being single. those celebrating singles envy day are free from having to get a gift, going to dinner at a restaurant they don’t like or any of the other myriad “have to” valentines day activities. also a more joyous event that singles awareness day since you do not feel sorry for being single and think of yourself as a loser.
“dude wanna watch the game on the 14th?”
“man, i have to take kara to dinner since it’s valentines day.”
“man, that sucks. i’m celebratings singles envy day and don’t have to do anything.”
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