Sir-Captain
a naive altruist. a man who has archaic notions about women. he operates under the delusion that women are the weaker s-x and therefore must be supported and defended from harm by him. he will support and defend women to his own detriment
sir – the knight in shining armor coming to the rescue of the damsel in distress and filled with chivalric notions about women.
captain – steering the financial ship – providing all monetary support to a woman or women and their children.
sir – in miguel de cervantes – don quixote – quixote believes that he is an errant knight. he has delusional fantasies of rescuing fair dulcinea and woos her. in reality, dulcinea is a scullery maid named aldonza. she is a self-proclaimed prost-tute that has been with every guy in town.
captain – the captain would marry and support the town wh-r- and help her raise her illegitimate children while she is banging every other guy in town behind the captain’s back.
“let’s go down and do sir-captain’s wife while he’s out working his other job.”
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