Sir Lancelot
a woman’s period.
i would f-ck you, but sir lancelot has arrived.
according to aurthurian myth, the greatest, and most n-ble of all the knights of the round table. he was a freakin’ bad-ss, which is why guinevere fell for him, and not arthur. he could take on twenty knights by himself and every knight wished they could be like him.
sir bors: look gawain, there goes sir lancelot!
sir gawain: he’s a total bad-ss aint he?
guinevere:oh that he is.
when a well hung dude gets a prince albert, not to be confused with a sir lancelittle, a prince albert on a lesser endowed dude
john holmes just got a prince albert!
(a sir lancelot)
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