Sircumfriend
an individual who only hangs out with you when it benefits him.
amir: yo gemini is such a f-ggot he only wants to hang out when he needs a free p-ss to the gym
navid: i feel you man, hes such a sirc-mfriend.
amir: what?
navid: you know a sir who c-ms when they want, when the circ-mstance benefits them
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