siri-rupting
to annoy by speaking to someone else’s siri, adding random words to their dictation. often done one too many times to be considered funny. sponge.
my girlfriend kept siri-rupting me in the car. i was going to take her for sushi, but now we’re heading to mcdonalds.
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