Sistas Before Mistas
when females choose, staying with, or going out with their girlfriends over, staying or going out, with one of their casual boyfriends or a random guy who they have just met. or hookups
two girls at a night club,
‘ girl 1: ” hey girl 2 i’m going to have coffee at a cafe now, just met this hot guy,” . girl 2 : “girl 1 ! what the h-ll ! you came with me, so you have to leave with me !, it’s “sistas before mistas” remember !”
hmm, i have two free tickets to a beyonce gig tonight, hmm, i’d better go with jacqui and not mark because i only met mark a few times and jacqui and i have been besties for years. after all it is ‘sistas before mistas’
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