Sisty Uglers
a spoonerism for “ugly sisters.” originally referring to the characters in cinderella, this fun little phrase can be brought out whenever you have to refer to a friend or loved one’s less than charming female siblings.
1. (usage for a lover) “oh cr-p, i promised bob i’d spend christmas with him, but i didn’t realize his sisty uglers would be there too.”
2. (usage for a friend) “jane, you know i think you’re awesome, but your effin sisty uglers always give me att-tude.”
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