Sit and Surf
utilizing the mobility of modern technology to its maximum in the context of relieving oneself while surfing the internet.
suggested technologies include: laptop with wifi, iphone or any other internet capable device.
benefits include: a comforting relief while keeping a steady flow of mult-tasking.
“man, i’ve really gotta take a dump, but i need to finish commenting this picture; downloading this torrent; talking on skype with my mother; researching dinosaurs for this paper; putting up another awful ytmnd; writing this sweet status update; laughing and saying awe to thousands upon thousands of pictures of adorable kittens”
“dude, just sit and surf.”
“yea!”
when you take a cr-p while going on the internet on your laptop
dude i really wanna sit and surf right now.
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