sitting on a text
the act of not replying to a text within a reasonable amount of time. marijuana can greatly encourage this behavior.
greg: hey do you know what nathan is doing? i have been trying to text him all day.
shawn: he has been right by me all day smoking the bud, he has probably just been sitting on a text.
greg: what a stain.
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