situational attractiveness
a state of hotness derived solely from one’s occupation, or role in a situation. the situationally attractive individual is typically unattractive, or at least just average, in normal circ-mstances.
person 1: “i have a really hot ta for cs this semester.”
-few weeks later-
person 1: “nevermind, it’s just situational attractiveness.”
person 2: “oh, like he’s only attractive because he’s a ta?”
other examples: female bartender, professors, ra’s, baristas
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