situational autism
when someone suddenly becomes unable to function in select situations. typically around a celebrity or an attractive woman.
tom: so, as i was saying, this new stimulus bill…
(attractive woman walks in)
tom: ummmmmm
hot chick: excuse me?
john: sorry, tom suffers from situational autism.
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