situational douchebaggery
when someone surp-sses the levels of jerk and -sshole but does not always exhibit the behavior -ssociated with being a douchebag.
only in certain instances does the person engage in behavior that would label him/her a douchebag.
an avoidable event that results in douchebag behavior.
i was f-cking an oompa loompa?
okay i’m not saying you’re a douchebag – but that is not only bullsh-t – it’s situational douchebaggery
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