sizzle lips
edible m-ssage lotion that heats up when you blow on it. m-ssage it into a small area of the body, blow on it to get warm and then kiss lick it all off! the more you rub it in, the warmer it feels.
yo come put the sizzle lips on and blow me till i burn
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