sj;ts
same joke ; too slow.
used in a chat conversation when you are about to make a joke, but before you can finish typing, the other person has already commented with the same joke you were attempting to make.
them: “i’m gonna send you nsfw links at work! here, www.unusually-flexible-s-xy-people.gov”
you: “thanks for making it a .gov url; that’s a good way to avoid it being real by accident.”
you: (starting to type, “but what if you click on it and”)
they: “or alternatively, it is real, and you learn really shocking things about our government!”
you: “d-mn! sj;ts!”
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