skṳfjörd
-noun
the scent of a “pink pearl” eraser after it has been used to clean off mistakes so violently that the friction generates enough heat to turn rhenium into a gas. the aroma is a pleasant mix between the tenderness of freshly cooked ham and the robust essence of a nice summer’s evening campfire.
it is said to be one of the most divine fragrances in existence.
joseph: “so, tom, did you see the game last n-”
tom: “hold that thought! jeremy looks like he’s about to erase his whole paper and start again.”
-after ten seconds of rubbing the eraser
joseph and tom: “mmmm, skṳfjörd.”
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