skampy pants
those nasty red lobster b-tches who don’t have sh-t and think that eating at red lobster is the end-all be-all of high cuisine. you b-tches know who i’m talking to… y’all make your man take you to red lobster, cuz it’s over-priced frozen–ss nasty seafood, but it’s expensive, so you make your man take you there and drop a $150 tab on dinner for two, then when he takes you home to f-ck ya, you got shrimp scampi all over ya d-mn pants, and ya smell like sh-t. ya smell like a nasty -ss shrimp that’s been p-ssed on and rolled in garlic.
skampy-pants called me again today, man… d-mn red lobster groupie won’t take the claws out.
a nickname given to a girl who just got done having s-x with 12 people and has “remnance of all 12 deeds” visibly on her pants.
look at that wh-r-, she’s got skampy pants.
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