Skanbei


1. the strange act of oral s-x, using bacon.

2. the act of wrapping bacon around a man’s p-n-s, then proceeding to suck him off.

3. any sort of s-xual act involving bacon.

4. an oral technique created by nikita.
“woah! nikita did what!?”

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