Skandoff
v. to m-st-rb-t- oneself -n-lly. using fingers, tongues, ect., to result in sodomized pleasure and/or secretion of feces.
bro 1: hey bro, i where’s your bathroom?
bro 2: last door on the right, just don’t skandoff in there! last time you came over you left a huge p–py, smelly, brown mess!
bro 1: ha! okay bro, i’ll save the skandoff sesh for later, care to join?
bro 2: fosho bro, lemme go get the lube! your house this time!
Read Also:
- skank goating
blaming the cr-ppiness of a situation on the sk-nky hoes present. “these sk-nks are playing the sh-ttiest of tunes” “its that one dude whos choosing this sh-tty music, stop sk-nk goating”
- skanky priest
catholic priests that like to bang little kids; child molesters that black jacket makes him look like a sk-nky priest
- skeditt
street slang for “lets get it” person 1:”we’re both gonna have jobs yay you know what that means shopping spree!” person 2:”hahaha skeditt!!”
- sketch the bed
an exclamation used as a reaction to hearing some information about incredibly sketch behaviour. derived from the common bristolian saying “sh-t the bed”. jon : “did you hear about how he bootystepped 10 different people in 2 weeks?” chris : “what the f-ck? sketch the bed!”
- sketchy fish
when a situation is sketchy put your hands around your face like whiskers and wiggle them around while repeating “sketchy fish sketchy fish”. much like the awkward turtle when i saw the men standing around my house, i turned to my friend and made the sketchy fish.