Skank Bank

adj: a promiscuous female who collects deposits of sperm as if they were a financial inst-tution.
“ew, why is she here? she is such a sk-nk bank…. i thought this was a upscale bar?”
a place where guys can go and basically get any girl because hey are such sl-ts.
whatever you do dont go to the hangout on the corner, it’s a complete sk-nk bank.

i heard your brother got some action at the local sk-nk bank yesterday.
similar to “rickrolling” but on a smaller scale, and not as sneaky and misleading.

friends and foe can and complete strangers “sk-nkbank” each other, adding sk-nkbank currency to their existing “sk-nkbank account”. to sk-nkbank someone or “add to your account” with the sk-nkbank you must text, instant message, personal message, or telephone an individual other than yourself or your mother and father(s) (one can not sk-nkbank their own parents alive or dead) and communicate only the word “sk-nkbank” (if on telephone wait for the person in theory to say h-llo and reply to them very loudly and quickly “sk-nkbank!”).

by doing this you have sk-nkbanked said person and they are now in your account as currency with the sk-nkbank.

you may also go for a rebound and sk-nk bank a person a second time, but this can only be done in a separate message or telephone call and does not count unless you do so before they have time to respond to the initial sk-nkbanking. doing this is referred to as “double decker sk-nkbanking” and is banned in 3 states and frowned upon in russia, though it is a perfectly legitimate act to attempt.

if you can cause someone to cry from sk-nkbanking (try and target pregnant, pms’ing women or emotionally unstable h-m-s-xual men for best results) you are immune to incoming sk-nkbanking for a time span of 1 week from the last tear they cry. this is called wet sk-nkbanking

to keep your immunity for an optimal amount of time you may want to explore har-ssing the individual with more sk-nkbanking and tormenting them to make them feel less adequate (keep in mind the initial reason they started crying has to originate from your sk-nkbanking or it does not count as wet sk-nkbank currency. you can not sk-nkbank someone already crying for this reason. instead wait for them to stop, at this time their emotions and likelihood of being pushed over the edge is at its highest. this state is known as “ripe for the sk-nkbanking”.

crying to avoid being sk-nkbanked is punishable with death.

history:

sk-nkbanking was invented in the 1930’s by lumber jacks that would climb atop the tallest tree and yodel “sk-nk bank!” to their nearest adversary. if two or more lumberjacks would yodel it at the same time they would fight to the death to determine who the rights of the sk-nkbanking went to.
if you receive a text message saying nothing but “sk-nkbank” with or without an exclamation -ssisting punctuation you have been sk-nkbanked and are the sk-nkbankee legal sk-nkbank tender of the -ssaulting sk-nkbanker.

messages that include anything other than the initial statement do not count. an example of this such as “hey how is the weather, my nipples are chafing me up a storm, oh and by the way sk-nkbank”.
1. a slang name to use for a hot night-club invented by rafael ferrero and gary fang
2. a very easy place to pick up girls
3. a place every heteros-xual dude is on the hunt for
1. it’s thursday night… you know what that means… tripples at the sk-nk-bank
2. theres not a single sk-nk-bank in this entire town!
3. that place on 17th is a for sure high-cl-ss sk-nk-bank
1) the list of women that one has f-cked
2) to own someone so hard they become your b-tch.
man i just sk-nkbanked that foo and now hes trying to suck me off.
1. when an individual is trying to make moves on you, yet you feel as though they are not worthy of a hook up at that time or you are not nearly intoxicated enough, you can keep them in your “sk-nk bank” and may choose to hook up with them later; also can be thought of as a mental little black book.
yeah dude she was totally trying to hit it last night but that b-tch was way too sloppy, i’ll just keep her in my sk-nk bank for another time.