skank patrol


at dances, if people aren’t dancing close enough then the sk-nk patrol comes and makes them dance closer like normal sk-nks would. normally a group of sl-tty lookin chicks that can’t get any guys so they f-ck up other peoples fun.
dylan:madeleine and chris arent dancing close enough
kyle:call the sk-nk patrol!
sk-nk patrol unite!

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