Skank Tank
1) a unusually large women who gets drunk and hits on every guy in the bar hoping that by the end of the night they will be wasted enough to take her huge amazon -ss home. she is usually built tall, very wide and thick skinned, thus making her look like an army tank while being sk-nky at the same time.
2) or could be defined as a vehicle that “grenades” ride in. (ugly fat chicks usually hang out in groups and would ride together in a sk-nk tank while hunting their prey by bar hoping)
ex: 1) holy sh-t look at the sk-nk tank working her magic on the drunk guy at the end of the bar. if he dies from suffacation we’ll know why!
ex: 2) pretty sure that sk-nk tank suv them fatties are driving is going to bottom out. the tires are rubbing on the fenders as they pull in to the next bar to look for drunk dudes to roll them in flour.
sleezy reavaling top or tee
candy next door has her sk-nk tank on again
(noun) an extremely sk-nky woman.
bob: dude look at jeannette! she has like 5 guys around her? i cannot believe she dumped me.
bill: wow, what a sk-nk tank.
any large vehicle, usually an suv-type, which carries sk-nks (they normally travel in groups of two or more) to their destination to engage in scandalous behavior.
joe: “i wonder what model that sk-nktank is?”
any non-commercial, run-down, loud, american, low value, rear-wheel-drive automobile/truck typically between 1970 ~ 1987 driven by sk-nky, trashy people who tear around town like its the baddest ride ever. it’s also common to yell: “sk-nk-tank!” (like “slug-bug!”) when such a person unintentionally proves that their hunk of sh-t is nothing to prove.
“yeah there was this sk-nky bunch of people who pulled out of the fast & friendly in a rusted ’77 berlinetta camaro with no exhaust and the guy tried to smoke his tires as he left and it died right on kansas expressway and they had to push it to the shoulder. what a sk-nk-tank!”
a slang term denoting tanning beds, an item used excessively by ‘sk-nks’. normally used in reference to sk-nky females, but can also be used for annoying ‘jersey sh-r-‘ type males who pratically reside in the sk-nk tank.
cindy- so what’s our schedule today?
margaret- laundry, tanning, gym, and the club, duh!
clyde- the sk-nk tank again? y’all are gonna get cancer, just wait.
cindy- i’m not a sk-nk! i’m single i can sh-g whoever i want!
the area of fat that droops over the front of a sk-nk’s panty-line.
guy 1: woah man, who got that sk-nk pregnant?
guy 2: naw man, she ain’t pregnant, that’s just her sk-nk tank.
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