Skankee Sheets


the term used to describe ones sheets after a spree of promiscuous one night stands with undisclosed individuals. generally induced by a night of heavily drinking at the local queer spot, after a heart wrenching, over text, lesbian break up.
lesbian 1: so i took that girl home from the bar last night and we engaged in some promiscuous drunken s-x!

lesbian 2: grosss……well you better wash your sk-nkee sheets before i come over.

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