skankmop
a woman who is so desperate to have a child (and so terribly disgusting that -no- man would ever go there) that she will go to any measure, such as scooting her b-tt across truck stop bathrooms in hopes of mopping up the makings of a baby. she can be found humping old mattresses, and lingering expectantly in the private viewing booths of p-rn stores. you can spot her by the bleached blonde hair, painted on nylon, and that unmistakable aroma of trailer park.
i knew tony had low standards, but i didn’t think even he would f-ck that sk-nkmop.
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