Skartfag
a flamboyantly dressed skateboarder that sees skateboarding more as a fashion accessory or a ‘catwalk on wheels’ and part of a general artistic lifestlye, rather than an extreme sport.
notorious for wearing womens jeans, bangles on the wrist, long hair, stylish and quirky hats, tye-dye t-shirt, twee jackets and designer b-tton shirts.
typical tricks include 5-0 grinds on small flat banks, boardslide to fakie 50-50 half cab out on ledges and other ‘artistic/creative tricks’ that are neither fun or difficult. in some sense, it may be seen as an urban alternative to ballet.
has much in common with the metros-xual and the iconic artf-g.
mark gonzales is a pioneer in the skartf-g discipline, a collector of audacious clothes and a keen published artist and poet. followers also include finn andres (who is h-m-s-xual) aswell as brian anderson (who is bis-xual).
dustin dollin (married to a woman) is another textbook example of the skartf-g. an ex-pro skater for baker skateboards and a newly accomplished fashion designer with high aspirations for bringing ‘the finess and style of skateboarding’ onto the catwalk.
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