skate rape
the act of kicking someone repeatedly while wearing ice skates.
ivan skate raped that hobo last night.
a fraternity/sorority mixer where the guys wear trenchcoats, the girls wear whatever, and some people get raped.
frat boy 1: dude are you going to skate rape tonight?
frat boy 2: h-ll yeah!
-high five-
most famously used in the movie hobo with a shotgun. to skate rape someone is the act of kicking/stomping at someone while wearing ice skates. knowing how sharp a pair of ice skates can be, it can be predicted that the victim is going to be f-cked up and suffer many cuts and lacerations in the end.
one real world example was in the northwest in the usa during the winter, when a meth-head who was har-ssing people at a park next to a high school was skate raped by a drunk teen. ironically, any fights or violent scuffles that happen typically attract police attention to that park, but no authorities came. videos of this will most likely be posted to worldstar after the statute of limitations for -ssault is over with and the student who did it no longer goes to that school and won’t face any trouble.
“ivan skate raped that hobo, but got his skates stuck in a toaster and electrocuted”
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“bro, did you see the video of ruvim f-cking that fool up at the corner? ”
“aww sh-t, there was another fight??”
“yeah dude. that annoying toothless tweaker in his 30’s that always tries to sell kids that nasty brown molly probably cut with industrial cleaner and meth, and always asks to b-m cigarettes? he got f-cking skate raped by ruvim”
“no sh-t?? that’s f-cking crazy”
”yeah, that fool got slashed on the arms, on his forehead, his pants got ripped. that’s what happens when you spit on a drunk homie because he didn’t wanna buy sh-tty fake drugs. he’s lucky his brother forgot his ice skates in his trunk. the tweaker ran, and afterwards no cops came. it was chill as f-ck. i smoked him out a blunt afterwards. perfect after-school friday at the park. h-lla people got it on video, that sh-t will be on worldstar once no trouble can come about it”
the act of beating the sh-t out of someone witb a skateboard or skateboard parts.
dude i totally just busted anthony in the face with my board and made him kiss my wheels
yeah he was totally skate raped.
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