Skater Poser
note: a skater poser is not someone who sucks at skateboarding and/or is just beginning.
a skater poser is someone who claims they skate, but doesn’t really. reasons for someone being a skater poser include popularity and getting girls. they are usually seen carrying their boards around (some don’t even own a skateboard), saying they can do tricks, and sitting around at the local park, insulting actual skaters.
-real skater falls doing a kickflip to nosegrind-
skater poser: dude, you suck! i did that first try yesterday!
real skater: let’s see it, then.
skater poser: a cop took my board away.
real skater: here, use mine.
skater poser: uh, i have to, uh, check my, uh, house. i think, uh, i left my, uh, front door open.
-skater poser runs away-
real skater: poser…
a d-ck who stands around at a skate park or walks around with a skateboard to make them,selves look cool, but cant skate.
they also insult people who can acutaly sk8.
note: beginer skaters who are just learning are not pores
skater tries to do a 720 triple 360 flip of a 10 foot ramp but falls on the landing.
skaterposer: hahaha lol i can do that so easy man u fail
skater: so do it
poser: um my board is at home.
skater: its in ur hand
poser runs off in shame
skater: f-g…
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